Why – WHY – is there no decent fantasy TV being produced apart from Game of Thrones? Why can’t I have some good TV in my preferred genre that isn’t cast in various shades of ash grey and dogshit brown?
There must be some kind of law about fantasy swords in video games. There’s a recipe to them, if you know what I mean. It’s not enough for a sword to be a long piece of sharp metal. It’s got to have… extra stuff, extra colors, extra everything! Presumably this is because normal swords are boring, or something.